Thinking Out Loud

Last week the Mens NCAA tournament was won by Florida for the second year straight making sure I had absolutely no shot at winning any money in any bracket...LOL. Congrats Florida. 2 things about the champs:

1. I think the Juniors at Florida were very smart by chosing to lose and I am predicting that Al Horford will be the best NBA player of the bunch. Yes I know Brewer came out and he has that defense that everyone loves but that's my opinion.
2. I may be the only person in the country that thinks that Billy Donovan did the right thing by staying in Florida. I felt like going to Kentucky was a bonehead move and I am glad he didn't do it. Look at the legacies of most of the great programs...what was Carolina before Dean Smith, Duke before Coach K, UCLA before Caoch Wooden, and Uconn before that coach who's name I can't spell (LOL)? The legacy of those school were made by young coaches who came in and stuck around for 20+ years and the coaches legacy is just as important as the school...if Billy Donovan wants that type of legacy he has to stay at a school he can build up and not be under anyones shadow. There aren't many coaches who can live up to a school legacy like a Bob Knight...just look at Tubby Smith. Why do you think he went to Minnesota to start over huh?

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Ladies, when you tell a dude he is too good/nice for you what reaction do you expect to get? I really want to know because I have been hearing that crap my whole life and in highschool it was confusing but the older I get the more frustrating it gets ESPECIALLY when I have had homeboys that have been telling my things like "you're too damn nice to women" or my personal favorite "you need to be hard on a ho" (I'm sorry ladies I think that's a hilarious phrase...no disrespect intended on my part, I told my sister the same thing about the dudes she dates. LMAO). When I hear a lady say I'm too nice I think "you have no self worth" and when they say I'm to good for them "I think they must have something underhanded in the works for me already". LOL. I mean it's almost comical because even if you think someone is to good for you...isn't the that person you want??? A guy who makes six figures doesn't get a winning lottery ticket and say "you know what I don't deserve this, let me give it to a poor man". NO, YOU TAKE THE WIN!!! What world do you live in were you don't want better for yourself...that's the american way! LMAO. I guess that's what they mean when they say nice guys finish last...I'm about to start slapping chicks or something. LMAO (just kidding)

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Can people please let me know at what age you finally learned to hold your liquor? I mean everyone exceeds there limit from time to time and for a lot of us this happens in college. I have heard and made a few stories about putting people in tubs with the shower on and people throwing up but eventually it got to a point where people didn't do that anymore. When it comes to getting drunk adn throwing up...we are just too damn old for that shit!!! I ask because this past weekend I realized the hard way that when I go out to a club...everyone around me isn't on that same level as me and most of my friends. Here's the scene. I'm rolling to a club with my boy Mike to celebrate the birthday of a friend of his. I got on the blazer, I got on the button up, I got the button up open showing off my favorite T-shirt that is a picture of Miles Davis, I got on the fresh pair of $60 jeans (LOL), I got on my newest (not brand new) pair of Steve Madden casual joints and we are in the spot mingling and having a couple of drinks. Mike just bojangled his way in front of me to speak to a young lady that was giving me the eye so I'm stuck talking to her less attractive friend but it's cool (shout out to the boy Bone...LMAO).

So I ended the cordial conversation with the young lady and am enjoying the atmosphere when rushing thru the crowd comes two young ladies. One girl was pulling the other girl trying to get her to the bathroom but unfortunately for me she didn't quite make it. BUT she did make it to a point somewhere directly in front of my midsection...yep she unloaded everything right on me in the middle of the damn dancefloor. She got it on the blazer, got it on the button up, because I had the button up open she got it on my favorite T-shirt I was showing off that is a picture of Miles Davis, she got in on the $60 jeans that aren't so fresh anymore, she got in on the no longer new looking Steve Madden casual joints. LMAO! It's laughable now but Friday night I had fire in my eyes. When it first happened I was in complete shock and just stood there looking at myself as those around me (MIKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!) started laughing and I didn't come out of my shock until everyone(including me) started to notice just how bad it smelled. That's when I broke to the bathroom where I commenced to try and remove this nasty mess off of me as those coming in the bathroom made jokes and laughed about the smell. The attendant gave me a bottle of cologne for free it smelled so bad....LMAO!

So I put on some of the cologne (what the f*ck what I thinking right) and went back up stairs but by now it is really sinking in and I am PISSED!!! Now everything that is going on around me is just irritating me...I'm yelling at Mike, I'm yelling at the nice young lady that was speaking to me earlier and I am mean mugging everyone that bumps me so after about 10 minutes of that and making sure Mike had another way home I rolled out. Mike you still my dogg though, thanks for the invite!!! LOL.

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Easter Sunday was a great day! I love any reason to get together with family, especially if I get to see someone I don't ever see regularly. Church was great and the family was great...great way to end a crazy weekend. Thank the Lord! LOL.