Straight Comedy!!!
Shout out to AB for introducing me to this site...
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
...and providing me the opportunity to read these quotes:
(843): Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Wow!
(721): That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
(703): omg, i know.
(721): we're too high.
LMAO!!!
(859): I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
(1-859): Well... I doubt that.
HAAAAAA!!!! You gotta love the realism of that one.
(678): Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
WTF!!!
You should definitely check out that site if you haven't already.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
...and providing me the opportunity to read these quotes:
(843): Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Wow!
(721): That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
(703): omg, i know.
(721): we're too high.
LMAO!!!
(859): I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
(1-859): Well... I doubt that.
HAAAAAA!!!! You gotta love the realism of that one.
(678): Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
WTF!!!
You should definitely check out that site if you haven't already.
posted by Daneger at 9:18 PM
2 Comments:
Today's Favorite
(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Lord I need to do some work!!!
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